This article really takes the biscuit

There are times in health and safety that you think 'April fools day' pops up during other days in the year.

The article below from the Sun is one of those times.

DINNER ladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a school branded them DANGEROUS.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4858110/School-bans-dangerous-triangular-flapjacks-after-pupil-is-hit-in-face-by-one.html